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40 thoughts girls’ have using Tinder.

1. I probably don’t look as good in person.
2. What’s a witty caption?
3. Meh, I’ll just leave it blank.
4. I wish there was a search option.
5. Lol, you’ve also matched with my friend.
6. “Visiting for one week”, um no.
7. Wait, some people pay for Tinder Plus?
8. Yes, yes, yes, gym selfie, nope.
9. I wonder if my ex is on here?
10. Crap, he is.
11. Thank god you can’t see ‘last active’ anymore.
12. Ha classic friend match.
13. We’re both kidding… right?
14. This is awkward, I should just delete it before it’s too late.
15. Lucky our parents didn’t have to endure this.
16. Hot guy match, boom!
17. He’s probably catfishing me.
18. Or his friends are doing it as a joke.
19. I bet his ex-girlfriend is so hot.
20. Wow this is shallow.
21. But what if we actually end up together?
22. Quick, what’s a believable story about how we met?
23. Why hasn’t he talked to me yet?
24. I’ll follow him on Instagram to remind him I’m here.
25. Or maybe I’ll like his most recent picture instead.
26. What the hell is Tinder social?
27. Damn, he was a cutie! Too trigger happy…
28. What if I’ve swiped past the love of my life?
29. Does being on here make me more approachable?
30. Seriously, enough with the group photos already.
31. 29 mutual friends, this could be risky.
32. Oh, you like to kill things? Next.
33. I’ve seen you on Instagram before.
34. I’m pretty sure we follow each other.
35. I wonder how many hours of my life I’ve wasted on here?
36. Match!
37. Cool, a whole three matches now!
38. Let’s add each other on Snapchat and Facebook so we can be connected via all channels of social media
39. Eeeek, I’m excited for our first date.
40. You’ve refreshed your profile. Interesting…

Thank you to my lovely girlfriends for their input ♥