
April 3, 2017
In
THOUGHTS
DOWNLOAD, DELETE, RINSE, REPEAT
40 thoughts girls’ have using Tinder.
- I probably don’t look as good in person.
- What’s a witty caption?
- Meh, I’ll just leave it blank.
- I wish there was a search option.
- Lol, you’ve also matched with my friend.
- “Visiting for one week”, um no.
- Wait, some people pay for Tinder Plus?
- Yes, yes, yes, gym selfie, nope.
- I wonder if my ex is on here?
- Crap, he is.
- Thank god you can’t see ‘last active’ anymore.
- Ha classic friend match.
- We’re both kidding… right?
- This is awkward, I should just delete it before it’s too late.
- Lucky our parents didn’t have to endure this.
- Hot guy match, boom!
- He’s probably catfishing me.
- Or his friends are doing it as a joke.
- I bet his ex-girlfriend is so hot.
- Wow this is shallow.
- But what if we actually end up together?
- Quick, what’s a believable story about how we met?
- Why hasn’t he talked to me yet?
- I’ll follow him on Instagram to remind him I’m here.
- Or maybe I’ll like his most recent picture instead.
- What the hell is Tinder social?
- Damn, he was a cutie! Too trigger happy…
- What if I’ve swiped past the love of my life?
- Does being on here make me more approachable?
- Seriously, enough with the group photos already.
- 29 mutual friends, this could be risky.
- Oh, you like to kill things? Next.
- I’ve seen you on Instagram before.
- I’m pretty sure we follow each other.
- I wonder how many hours of my life I’ve wasted on here?
- Match!
- Cool, a whole three matches now!
- Let’s add each other on Snapchat and Facebook so we can be connected via all channels of social media
- Eeeek, I’m excited for our first date.
- You’ve refreshed your profile. Interesting…
Thank you to my lovely girlfriends for their input ♥
Bablofil
April 3, 2017 at 9:59 amThanks, great article.
Carla Hastie
February 13, 2018 at 11:25 pmThanks for checking it out!